An apology from a Dane

It sorta makes you feel better about all the stupidity that has been going on.  I wish more people would see it.

This says it all:

Razi says:
i heard gretzky bet on the russians

Sigh.

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I saw a great performance from Omid Djalili today. Definitely lifted my spirits after my car almost got destroyed intoday’s awful weather.

What happens to someone who loses everything?  Either he whines about it like a little bitch, or he finds something new to cling to.  I killed my little inner bitch when I escaped University with two degrees.

It’s time for a new dream to cling to, a new place to go, a new quest to undertake.

In due time, I shall reveal all.

I have checked every guy I know and every one swears up and down that he didn’t do it.  I also checked with the only girls I know and they also claim they didn’t send it.  Whoever it is, you can email me - I won’t bite (Promise)

On February 10th, 2006, I was laid off, got dumped, and took a beating.  On my birthday.

I literally have nothing left to do - except I am not depressed about it at all.  As a matter of fact, I think it is an opportunity.  I look forward to things getting better.  I look forward to the chance to once again take life into my own hands and venture out into the world.

I have a crazy idea.

Companies will never be able to properly market on the Internet.  Internet Humor is inately based on copyrighted works being appropriated and mixed with profanity, very obscure references, or something to make it utterly unusable to a large company.

Witness the “Safety Not Guaranteed” for a good example.

..as if its balls have been cut off.

Much love, thanks.

Don’t make the same mistake you made with Roland Melanson, you stupid sacks of shit.